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A study has been done to find out what might make women happy. I don’t know who paid for the study or who voluntarily submitted themselves for participation, but they did get some results.

It seems that if a woman wants to raise her happiness level, she need only find a happy male and have him raise his arm so that she may smell his armpit. Yes, you read that right. The study found that if women smell the armpits of happy men, they will in turn be more happy.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure that I want happiness so much that I would resort to smelling men’s underarms. Just the logistics of finding a happy male is daunting. The office most times is not an optimal spot. Well, maybe after lunch if the boss has had a martini or two. Wait, not sure if the addition of alcohol will change the sweat produced so that might not be a good idea.

Salesmen, yes, that might be a viable option. Catching them at the beginning of the day before they’ve been rejected a number of times sounds promising. Salesmen are usually jovial souls and enjoy spreading smiles throughout the day. Just how one would ask the salesman to lift his arm in order to get a hit of happiness inducing sweat is a complicated issue.

I think I will keep an eye out for a couple of guys having a laugh or two. Maybe even a group of men.

“Hey guys, do you mind if I smell your armpits? I feel a funk coming on and I need a hit of happiness.”  What do you think? Wonder how they would respond.

On another note, I read that there is a company who, for the mere sum of $600 and shirts or clothing from a loved one, will make a bottle of perfume which will smell just like them.

Maybe we can have a bunch of HAPPY men wear t-shirts. We collect them, extract the odors and then bottle it! HEY, I think we have a money maker here. Combine the two, underarm odors of Happy men and the perfume company.

“Happy Dance Perfume”
Feeling low? Take a whiff of ‘Happy Dance’ you’ll immediately want to smile.

Happy Dance, the perfume that makes you Happy.

Warning only induces happiness in females.